Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2011/02/17
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Maybe with all the corn being grown for danged ethanol, we could go back to
using corn shucks :)
> From: tedgrant at shaw.ca
> To: lug at leica-users.org
> Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 09:23:09 -0800
> Subject: Re: [Leica] Saving the forests.
>
> Jayanand offered:
> >>It might be a loss to you, but it would be a big gain for the Earth's
> >>forest
> cover. Now if we could only teach these Westerners to use a mug of water
> rather than toilet paper...(-:<<<<<<<<<<
>
> Jayanand mon ami,
> Now if you could ever make that happen in any educated wild growth western
> world the following will have to happen FIRST! :-) :-)''
>
> 1/ An earth colony will be well established on Mars and the Moon.
> 2/ PEACE WLL BE ALL OVER PLANET EARTH!
> 3/ There will be 4 blue moons every night featuring various smiling faces
> by
> the Man in the Moon.
> 4/ These faces will be changed every other night giving women of "ALL
> NATIONS EQUAL OPPORTUNIES!"
> 5/ You would require "bottom washing" stations all over the cities of
> educated countries. "NOT A HOPE!"
> 6/ All those working in the paper making plants would have to be
> compensated
> for being out of a job.
> 7 The contries with forests beyond your wildest imagination, "washing yer
> butt with a BARE hand full of drinking water just ain't going ot happen!"
>
> Be much easier to cut back on planet Earth's breeding habits and stop
> making
> millions of new people every year would be far easier than trying to sell
> the concept of washing yer bottom with a handful of water. Besides what
> does
> one do.... walk about with a big towel hanging from their waist belt
> drying
> out with the noon day breeze?
>
> Now if the western world is having a tough time with women wearing Burkas
> when they immigrate to new countries... Just for a few moments think about
> trying to sell the idea of washing yer ass from your drinking water, than
> politely in private using paper and flushing it away with the droppings!!
>
> cheers,
> Dr. ted
>
>
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