[Leica] Software update

[mark at rabinergroup.com (Mark Rabiner)]

You may have noticed, you many people who have Mark Rabiner Originals
hanging on your walls or in albums and dark dehumidified draws that as of
yesterday they are turning brown and fading fast. By tomorrow they'd be
gone.
This is because your current Mark Rabiner Print Viewing Technology  (MRPVT
8x Player) is not current with your System Update 11b (the beginning) which
you got last night whether you wanted it or not. We did it while you were
sleeping off your internet connection.

Before you had MRPVT 7x Pro which worked find but we've trashed that for you
at no extra cost with your total system upgrade.
Your car washes itself now on your way to work.
But forget about your family album.
Now when you view your photos you find them getting historical fast.

But don't worry. All you need to do is upgrade your MRPVT 8x Player to MRPVT
9x PRO for only $33.33!!
Just click here we already have your credit card number.


PS
It has been brought to our attention that some of you having just paid
$33.33 for MRPVT 7x Pro last year and don't want to spend more money this
year want to keep your images intact.
And are ready to switch to our evil twin dark side Canon shooting
competition.

So if you enter your secret code number which you have long forgotten you
can get a special download to re-install MRPVT 7x Pro.
Called "MRPVT 7x Pro re installer" for clarity sake.
IT will first take MRPVT 8x Player off your system
This should take less than most of the rest of the afternoon.

Having somehow found and hit the "reinstall" button your software will be re
installed and those images on your walls will spring back to their former
verve.

But first we have the yellow van pull up with the whole house rug cleaners
first.

So you'll need to rent a motel for the rest of the week.

Then you can move back into your house and view your wonderful pictures on
your wall we did for you.

Plus walk barefoot without getting grossed out after the rug really dries.


Till next year and another thirty three and a third dollars:


Mark Rabiner
Photography
Portland Oregon
http://rabinergroup.com/