Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/08/15

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Subject: Re: [Leica] Postage Assistance.
From: Alastair Firkin <firkin@ncable.net.au>
Date: Thu, 15 Aug 2002 17:00:35 +1000
References: <JAMHLECLMLMFBAAA@mailcity.com>

>Alastair Firkin,
>Ballarat Victoria
>
>
>
>                 CONFIDENTIAL
>
>  You may be surprised to receive this letter from me
>since some of you do not know me personally. The purpose of
>my introduction is that I am Alastair Firkin, the
>first son of Barry Firkin ,the most popular medical professor at 
>Monash university and a Jedi knight. I got your contact through a 
>bizarre network online hence decided to write you.
>
>Before the death of my father, he had taken me to
>Sydney to deposit the sum of USD 5 (yes, $5!!!) This amount was
>meant for the purchase of stamps.
>
>This stamp problem came when e_Mail became dominant.
>Brain Reid introduced a new stamp Act Reform
>wholly affecting the rich stamp horders and some few
>coin collectors, and this resulted in the killing and mob
>action by e_Mail war veterans and some lunatics in
>the microsoft society. In fact a lot of people were stuck
>because of this stamp reform Act.
>
>It is against this background that, I and my family
>fled the post office for fear of our lives and are
>currently staying in Ballarat where noone has ever written a letter. We are
>seeking literary asylum and moreso have decided  to
>transfer my father's stamps to a more reliable
>foreign envelope. Since Ballarat
>prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to lick any stamp or to be 
>involved in any enveloping transaction throughout
>the territorial zone of Victoria and as the
>eldest son of my father, I am saddled with the
>responsibility of seeking an envelope
>where these stamps could be applied without the knowledge
>of my mother who is bent on wiping out inky communication.
>The Local government
>seems to be playing along with her.


>Help me please
>
>Thanks, GOD BLESS YOU
>
Yours Faithfully,
- -- 
Alastair Firkin

http://www.afirkin.com

http://www.familyofman2.com

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